The Interview of my Dream

          I set an appointment in Berlin Wall. The transportation is a pain in my wallet but it doesn’t matter.

          Me: Hello Sir!

          Hitler:  Hello fellow

          Me: Sir I came here to ask several questions about you.

          Hitler: Okay! Let’s make this quick.

          Me: So let’s begin, Sir when is your birth date?

          Hitler: It is on April 20, 1899

          Me: Sir why did you attack Poland?

          Hitler:  I attacked Poland to establish an acceptable relationship with Poland in order to fight against the West.

          Me: Oh. I see. Sir why did you kill to many Jews?

          Hitler:  I killed too many Jews because I think that they cause all the problems of Germany.

          Me: So you only did that because you think that your country needs that.

          Hitler: Yes, I only think of my country’s future.

          Me: So even the World War II is for your country’s need?

          Hitler: No, that is actually not my plan; my ambassador Joachim von Ribbentrop assured me that neither Britain of France will honor my commitments in Poland.

          Me: Thank you for your time Sir. I hope that we will meet again.

          Hitler: It’s nothing